I'm Alex and this is what I believe…

I believe that you are what you eat. Therefore I am a pussy.

I believe that the sub-mariner stylings of Dan Quisenberry were brilliantly weird.

I believe that people know within a few seconds whether or not they want to fuck you.

I believe in a thing called love…

I believe that I will die alone.

I believe that you can go back.

I believe that you shouldn't go back.

I believe that the crock pot, not the microwave, is the most important addition to the kitchen since waxing anything was a thing.

I believe that you don't always get what you give.

I believe that you are a reflection of those you surround yourself with.

I believe that the third date rule is bullshit.

I believe that first date sex isn't a bad thing.

I believe you pay attention to what people do, not so much what they say.

I believe feminism is cool. Be a feminist!

I believe that if you live in Los Angeles, or anywhere in Southern California going to Taco Bell is a felony offense.

I believe a diet of tacos seven days a week is perfect.

I believe the best meals are shared with others.

I believe strangers are good people to talk to.

I believe in making them come first, or trying really fucking hard to.

I believe that sex isn't always about coming; the journey is pretty nice, too.

I believe women have it really fucking hard in this world and many live in fear of what a man might do.

I believe rape is one of the most inhumane things a human being can do to another human being.

I believe rape privilege and rape culture are things; awfully horrible things.

I believe asking why is essential to understanding and growing.

I believe The Legend of Korra was a brilliant animated show.

I believe that I can do better and that I can always try.

I believe that you invest in community first and always.

I believe Open Source is one of the most important ideas of a generation.

I believe that love is scary, hard, ugly, beautiful, elusive, and when you find it hold on to it. Fiercely.


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Alex is the founder, creative director and managing editor at the Urban Dater. Alex also runs his own boutique marketing agency in Orange County, Ca: DigiSavvy. Among his treasured pursuits are bike rides with his girlfriend (don't be perverted, now!), hiking, watching the Portland Trailblazers and the LA Angels. Follow Alex: Twitter | LinkedIn

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