Tag: Sex
How to Ask For Directions
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any man in possession of an automobile is unable to ask for directions. Don’t ask me why this is so – it’s simply one of those traits ascribed to men that are somehow...
How I Got My Sexy Back After Sexual Assault
Twenty years ago, in the back of an old Ford Bronco, I finally got my sexy back. Let me explain here since you're wondering how I lost it in the first place. As a survivor of child sexual abuse, sex...
10 Reasons Why Sex in Your Thirties is Better Than You Think
Sex in your thirties is like going to the dentist: before getting there, you worry about suffering… but when you come out you’re all giggles. Does anyone actually like getting older? There are things in life that can get really...
A Dating Story About Ugly Men’s Shoes.
I'll begin with a question for you, dear readers: What do you do when: You have a pretty decent date who is wearing a custom suit and looks pretty legit, but then you notice he's dressed in these shoes and you feel...
Ask the Urban Dater: I Want My Girlfriend to Have Sex With Someone Else
Hi I'm 28 years old I have been with my girlfriend for 5 years. We have a great sex life I do however fantasize about her and other men. I don't want to see her have sex with them, I...
How Kinky are You?
1 in 3 Americans Has Indulged in Kinky Play When it comes to the bedroom, the South is a shade more experimental than the rest of America, according to a new Leger study commissioned by boundary-pushing Ashley Madison. The first...
A Woman is More Than a Mechanism
When I was a child, I was so lonely I would call the radio station to talk to the DJ. Sharon, or Dave, or whoever graced the airwaves, were always referencing their funny conversations and giving shoutouts to listeners who...
Stop Putting Women on a Pedestal. Put Yourself on One Instead.
Hi, guys, it's your favorite no frills blogger Jimmy M, back at it with pedestals, pedestals, and more motherfucking pedestals! As well as who you should never put on them (hot girls). Ahem, most men make the mistake of putting...