Dating Culture. What is it? Getting all dressed up to meet someone new that you may have met off of an internet dating site, or perhaps a mutual friend of a friend… Then there's the whole process of the “getting to know you” phase. These are just a few parts that I feel define American dating culture. Apparently the good and fun loving women of New Zealand feel differently about what dating culture ought to be. What they think, my friends, brings a tear to my eye!If we are to believe what the New Zealand online mag stuff.co.nz has to say about all of this then I sense a mass exodus to the island nation of naughty hotties. I just secured my passport! =)
Dating culture is dead – instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with.
Just wow! That line has described a few packs of aggressive and horny cougars out on a patrol. I mean, this is impressive stuff. However, the article also states that there was roughly 29% of men, who were surveyed, who have been feeling the “pressure” due to women dropping traditional dating modicums. These men, in some cases, stated that they have been “pressured into having sex or had had sex unwillingly.” Frankly, I have no idea how to respond to that. If someone came to me and said to me, “Young sir, there is a treasure of enormous value. If you take it you will never know poverty again and will be rich forever, you will never die, the Portland Trailblazers will win a championship every year,” I would say that person is crazy. However, if said crazy person told me of an island nation of sex hungry women that force themselves on the male populace, not only would I believe this wise soul, but I would have booked my ticket a long time ago.
I learned everything I needed to learn about New Zealand from Flight of the Conchords and by watching the extras footage that comes with the Lord of the Rings Box Set. I mean, what else is there? These women are ravaging these poor men. They simply don't know what to do. I think it's time we sent reinforcements. I'm charging the beach in the first wave. Who's got my back?