Ladies, let me know if you’ve met this guy. Mr. Dashing, tall, handsome, well-endowed falls from the heavens JUST FOR YOU! He’s smart, your friends love the guy and you’re all butterflies about him. You tell him as much and he shares these feelings. Then POOF! Like an erection running away from Sandra Bernhardt, or a box office fail, he’s gone. Vanished! It’s as if he was never there at all. No calls, no nothing whatsoever. W. T. F?
You may think it was something you said or did. You may think you came on too strong, but if that was true then why was he mirroring your feelings and words??
Ladies, I’ve been this guy. Really, I have. I’m not proud of it and it’s certainly not funny; trust me, no woman wants to be in a situation where a guy goes for a bathroom break only to find that her guy straight up left her at the table, formerly for two.
Why do we do that? It’s probably because you suck! No, no. I’m kidding, away put your estrogen and vitriol, I mean you no harm.
I’ve found myself in situations where I really did think I was ready for something serious with a woman, but only to find that, no, I wasn’t. I was fooling myself. You might be thinking, “Wow, what an ass bag!” I won’t say that I wasn’t, for effectively leading a woman on… However, things don’t always happen the way we think.
I found that I wasn’t ready for a relationship or that I didn’t have the feelings to match those of the women I was with. There’s not always a rhyme or reason, ladies; there just isn’t sometimes. That’s okay; it’s just hard to understand. When it’s right, it’s right! Err… right?
Chalk it up to the guy not being ready. There are a mass ton of reasons why. Unfinished ex business; personal turmoil, personal triumph, the dog died, Superman Died… Again. Really. Any number of things could be at play. Stop wondering why. Chalk it up as “another one who bit the dust.”
For Runaway Guys, it’s really shitty to just stop calling and go away. That’s immature, the work of a boy and not a man. If the situation isn’t working for us, we need to speak up and say so. We may not tell you exactly why, and, honesty, it’s none of your business. However, a man needs to be responsible for himself, his feelings and those of the woman whose life he barges in on.
Until next time, ladies. Please. Untie me! I’m hungry.