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Attack of the Bulge

yannibmbr on May 12, 2011
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Sometimes at the Urban Dater we do things we don't like doing. Even though it was an awesome post, Taylor wrote about fetishes after I'd long-prodded her on writing up the topic. I've written about being a jerk… Oh, but wait, I like showing off my jerk-ish ways. All of that is meant as a disclaimer however. You saw the title of this post and no doubt you are attempting to keep your eyes off of the man-bulges below. You can't. I wasn't all that happy to pull these together, then I was like “hmmm, what do the ladies and men think of the bulges below.”

That said, let us know which bulge you like best (yes, it's a slow day in the Urban Dater newsroom).

attack of the man bulge

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Alex is the founder, creative director and managing editor at the Urban Dater. Alex also runs his own boutique marketing agency in Orange County, Ca: DigiSavvy. Among his treasured pursuits are bike rides with his girlfriend (don't be perverted, now!), hiking, watching the Portland Trailblazers and the LA Angels. Follow Alex: Twitter | LinkedIn

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  1. Miss Melisa Mae May 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    OH

    MY

    GOD

    (And I mean that in a good way)
    My recent post Booyaa!

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  2. Single Much May 26, 2011 at 6:13 am

    Can't believe I just saw this. bahahahah…..
    I think tighty whities ruin a good bulge.
    My recent post Sexual Tension in an Oversexed World

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Attack of the Bulge

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