Well, the lovely Simone Grant has decided to feature yours truly on her blog at Sex, Lies and Dating. This feature is in spite of my innate capacity to be an idiot; really, not even Jesus isn't as forgiving as Simone. Believe the hype, bitches! (For those that are wondering, yes, I've been saying “believe the hype” a lot lately. Don't hate) Anyway, go check out my post over at Simone's Blog! Tell her, Turd Ferguson sent you.