Tag: lies

Tell Me Lies: Why Date Two is Harder to Score Than Date One.

You lust over each other's Instagram accounts, exchange a couple of perfectly scripted emoji texts and he asks if you know of any great happy hours in the area. Assuming the final hurdle was just making sure your pictures match...

/ June 25, 2015

The Ghost of Christmas Fail…

Christmas is coming. I hope you stocked your stockings, bought your friend's asshole kids toys they won't know how to play with and sent your mom a gift certificate from Viking House Sweaters and send it off via Pony Express…...

/ December 16, 2010

We're Featured on Sex, Lies and Dating!

Well, the lovely Simone Grant has decided to feature yours truly on her blog at Sex, Lies and Dating. This feature is in spite of my innate capacity to be an idiot; really, not even Jesus isn't as forgiving as...

/ October 18, 2010