How Do You Like Your "Landscaping?"

So, there I was on Google +, chatting up the always funny and pretty blogger, Single Much when the topic of ladyscaping came up… I think I might have brought it up. I mentioned she should do a poll on it, but she might just opt for a post instead. I can deal with that; she can do the hard work, while I sit back and play at being a curious little pervert. That said, kids, how do you keep your “special place” trimmed?