Category: Dates & Details

This is where you can find the details of my sordid dating career. Yes, I’m kissing and telling, but we’re cool like that.

being nice

Why Nice People Suck

Nice is average, boring, nonthreatening, typical. Nice is never thinking seriously about masculinity, femininity, social norms or what that person want, really wants, out of a relationship. — A Concerned Female I could end this article right here. But I'm...

/ July 25, 2013
mama's boy

Symptoms Your Partner Is a Moma’s Boy

So you’re in the middle of what seems to be a beautiful and fruitful relationship and can’t help smiling to yourself about how lucky you are to get the man of your dreams. One fine day, you find all those...

/ July 19, 2013

Ask the Urban Dater: Dating Older Women Edition

We're back with another edition of “Ask the Urban Dater,” where I attempt to give good/decent/shitty advice to random folks who read this, here, blog. Today's question comes from Arlene Jaime Lynn Sigfreud, of Grand Rapids, Michigan. She writes: I'm...

/ July 16, 2013

Top 5 Sure-Fire Ways to Scare a Woman Off

Not having much luck with women lately? Perhaps it’s them, or maybe it’s you.    Take it from me, I’ve been on many many dates.  I know what makes a good date and what makes a bad date.  A good date...

/ July 13, 2013
lonely guy

Ask the Urban Dater: What do Guys do When They’re Lonely?

Welcome to another edition of ‘Ask the Urban Dater.' Today's question comes from Heather-Jen Akins… And she simply asks: “What do guys do when they get lonely?” Hmm. I'm not sure what all other guys do; it's obviously different. Although,...

/ June 23, 2013

Spark Summer Romance & Plan a Picnic Date

If you're in the early stages of courtship, a long and leisurely summer picnic date may just ignite those sparks for long-lasting romance. It's just you and the apple of your eye in the middle of nature, whether you're enjoying...

A Cheap Date

39 cents an ounce is what is plastered on the walls at your local Yogurtland, in Southern California. No mistaking the price. Two regular sized froyos, with some toppings costs anywhere from 7 to 9 bucks. That's fucking cheap! Toss...

/ May 21, 2013
bad date experience

Sometimes YOU Are the Asshole

“That's the third time you've called me a broad tonight,” she declared… She went on: “I'd appreciate that if you didn't do that, it's not really a compliment to me…” And that's how that date went. You could literally start...

/ May 17, 2013