Size Queen: Am I Worthy of Love?

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Sometimes we sit and stare at our phone screens, obsessively waiting for replies from people who seemed into us, but aren’t texting back. You may be wondering, "Am I worthy of love Wait. I talked about this already, didn’t I? There are two sides to every story. I have mentioned how those we deem “assholes” can reach what I call “dating’s lowest … [Read more...]

Ask the Urban Dater: The Job Seduction Edition

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New Year and a new Ask the Urban Dater! Today's question comes from Hakuta Bronson, a quick-oil changing technician at Spiffy Lube. Hakuta asks: My question is if a guy meets you then later keep his distant...what is he doing? Is he analyzing what he wants? I fear this because once the guy needs time to think...it usually goes down hill. Here goes … [Read more...]

Your Search Terms Answered

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ugly people ...are all beautiful to someone. Yes, really. words to say to get your ex back Instead, why don’t you listen to some solid breakup tunes, call a friend, get a good cry in, go for a run, and call it a day? If your ex doesn’t want to be with you, there are no words that will change that. What’s more: You don’t want to be in a … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Reaching Dating’s Lowest Bar

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  Recently, a new gurlfriend (the “u” in place of “i” is pertinent when referring to platonic women friends when you’re gay) and I were sitting on the couch of some bar discussing everyone’s favorite engaging topic: assholes…err, I mean, men. To be exact, men who lead you on via text offering dating’s riches, then when it’s time for the follow … [Read more...]

3 Reasons Not To Meet Women In Bars

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When I ask where people met their current lover, rarely do they answer “in bars”. Yet many people go out at night looking to meet women in bars. Loud music, social lubricant, and a plethora of attractive people to choose from sounds like a great place to meet a special someone. However, too many factors are working against you for it to be the most effective … [Read more...]

How Dating Changes in the Next Ten Years

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We live in a crazy day and age that is defined by a fast pace and an uncontrollable change that has reached every area of our daily life. One area that has already changed a lot over the last couple of years is dating. I recently had a conversation with my father who told me about the time he met my mum. There was no Facebook, no text messages, no … [Read more...]

Your Bullshit Shall Not Pass (and a Happy New Year!)

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Happy New Year from the Urban Dater! Another year has gone by--oh boy! I can hardly believe it’s 2015. Holy shit, dudes. I hate to be the bearer of bad (and obvious) news, but we’re all getting older (my little old lady ankles are my unfortunate evidence--I have to feel them EVERY MORNING). Hopefully we’re all getting a little wiser, a little more … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Your New Dating Advice Columnist!

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How do I introduce myself to you? This is like some mutated version of online dating, except I’m not going to coffee with any of you…yet. If this were a social gathering and you were a woman, I’d appear out of a whirlwind, extend my arms for a hug, and compliment your cute outfit, accessories, and/or boyfriend (though sometimes the former and the latter … [Read more...]

How to Start Off the New Year with The Love of Your Life

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“Mom, Dad, I need to you do me a favor. I need you to start living as if I’m never going to get married. I need you to stop thinking about me having kids, okay? I’d rather be single forever than marry someone just to get married. I’d rather be single my whole life than settling for someone just so I’m not alone.” I grew up in a pretty conservative family. … [Read more...]

Why You Should Never Date Guys Named Ben

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Names have been changed to protect the idiots innocent. The first Ben I ever met was in middle school. He had slick hair, bad skin, and ate ravioli in the most disgusting way my 12-year-old brain could comprehend. I should have known that this poor prepubescent would set the tone for my entire dating career. Later on, in my adult years, I was struggling … [Read more...]