It's not often that I'm asked to guest post on someone's blog. I've often asked myself why. The answer is pretty clear, however. I'm sort of a tool, I write like I think; thus a consistent stream of thought vomit is offered up to the person hosting my hot mess of guest bloggetry (yes, I know “bloggetry” isn't a word). So I always have to offer an apology.
That said, I will tell you all that I have a brand new post that I've offered up to our dear friend, the lovely Simone Grant, while she is away fishing. However, between you and, dear readers, and keep this a secret, but Simone is not fishing. She's on a mission where she is beating the snot out Col. Gaddaffi and his female virgin bodyguard minions.
In addition to my post, I offer an apology. For re-reading my post just makes me really take inventory of the fact that I'm not only an idiot, but a complete jackoff. Le sigh.
So head on over and check out my guest post.