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I understand what happens in the minutes proceeding an awesome date. Maybe a kiss is shared, maybe it's not. Flutter flutter go the butterflies in a person's stomach. It's enough to make me start throwing kittens into the Sun! We're nervous, we take several deep breaths and we biologically wear a smile across our face the rest of the night, on into the following day. I understand attraction. Attraction and the subsequent build up that occurs after an amazing date; it's natural to want to call right away; to text and say gooey gushy things that would make your pre-school friend, Phillip Thomas Scott, vomit all over his Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls. Just don't do it!