Tag: bad dates

The 10 Worst Ideas for the First Date

A single detail matters on the first date. It goes without saying that, ideally, you two should feel comfortable and enjoy each other’s company. However, it can be pretty hard to do that, especially if the venue of your date...

/ April 21, 2016

Letting Them Down Easy

So you meet someone new and you’re intrigued. Date goes alright, and you think they seem pretty cool but don’t have a real pull either way. They seem really into you. They want to see you again. You think, “sure...

/ July 21, 2015
rejection, self-esteem, small dicks, small penis

Warning: Small Penis Ahead

I adore Coach bags. I was drooling over a new satchel bag online and decided to go to the Coach store to view it in person. When I arrived at the store to purchase it, imagine my surprise that the...

/ December 12, 2014
online dating, hilarious dating stories, dating in NYC, dating in new york, new york dating, singles in new york, comedy, actors, bad dates

Datebook: Where the Bizarre World of Online Dating Comes to Life

In this ever increasingly fast-paced world, who hasn’t had at least some experience with the horrible/wonderful world of online dating?  During the early parts of the relationship with my boyfriend Eric, we would often commiserate together over the many ridiculous...

/ April 21, 2014

A Friday Night Date Gone Badly…

I sat there, in anticipation of my Friday Night Date, at the bar admiring a glass of La “La Cuveé des Piche” (it sounded pretty rad, so I ordered the fucking thing) and couldn't look away from how the light played...

/ April 3, 2014
toxic dates

The Top 3 Toxic Daters

There are people out there in the world that are toxic, meaning they will never bring anything positive into a relationship, and with so many people looking for relationship advice there must be a reason. The reason is they are...

/ September 12, 2013

How to Survive Dating: What Not to Do

Anyone who’s been on more than a handful of dates will tell you that dating can be a hell of an experience.   Sometimes you’re lucky.  You have a great date, it leads to more and maybe you end up in...

/ August 6, 2013

Another Guest Post! Check Me Out!!

The good folks at Metanotherfrog.com must love punishment because they have posted another guest post from everyone's favorite arse-hole: Alex (Yannibmbr)! This post is about a particularly bad date that I went on once, many, many moons ago. The memory...

/ August 4, 2010