Tag: bad date

Tell Me Lies: Why Date Two is Harder to Score Than Date One.

You lust over each other's Instagram accounts, exchange a couple of perfectly scripted emoji texts and he asks if you know of any great happy hours in the area. Assuming the final hurdle was just making sure your pictures match...

/ June 25, 2015
rejection, self-esteem, small dicks, small penis

Warning: Small Penis Ahead

I adore Coach bags. I was drooling over a new satchel bag online and decided to go to the Coach store to view it in person. When I arrived at the store to purchase it, imagine my surprise that the...

/ December 12, 2014

Choking a First Date in Front of Yogurtland…

I don't know what's gotten into me this past month…Clearly I should stop dating. Clearly. But I won't. So what the hell? I don't know; I'm in a weird place. During the last couple of dates I've been on I've...

/ May 6, 2014

How to Survive Dating: What Not to Do

Anyone who’s been on more than a handful of dates will tell you that dating can be a hell of an experience.   Sometimes you’re lucky.  You have a great date, it leads to more and maybe you end up in...

/ August 6, 2013

Part of My World

L has a grotto filled with dating duds.

/ March 7, 2011

When Bad Dates Go Good…

It's not too often that I go and have a bad date.  I mean, I've been on a lot of dates!  Just because a first date doesn't lead to a second one doesn't necessarily mean that it was bad or...

/ January 5, 2010

Dates, Dives and a Whole Bunch of Gay People.

I was recently reminded of a date that I'd been on during a discussion about lazy stalkers and gay clubs. I know, it sounds like an odd conversation and certainly that is my default setting.  So, yeah, I've been on...

/ December 21, 2009

Escaping a Bad Date

Online dating is very similar to a blind date. No matter if you have emailed and talked over the phone, there is no match for meeting someone in person. People can misrepresent themselves through email and even over the phone....

/ November 18, 2009