Speed Dating Notes from a guy? Ladies, if you've speed dated, you've probably wondered what goes through a guy's mind when he only has a couple minutes to get to know you. You want to know, right? I'm sure some people will be disappointed in reading these notes as some of you give me the benefit of the doubt that I am not a jerk… Sorry to burst your bubble and drop kick your expectations over those mountains over yonder… I'm a turd. Plain and simple. You know this.
Well I just found some old notes I took when I'd went speed dating a couple years ago, I figured I'd share (I liked that 8 Minute Speed Dating gave these notepads to people also). In retrospect I'm a shallow little turd of manhood. Le sigh… Here goes.
- Trina – Great attitude (she needs it), works at cal poly. good sense of humor.
- jumalie – Nurse recently from Philippines, boring convo, pretty to look at, but so are whales.
- Veronica – Canadian, nice and sweet, full figure curvy. Says “aboot.”
- Audra -Funny, good personality, good sense of humor couldn't be less interested in me.
- Katie – Bad sense of humor, boring from NYC (wouldn't shut up about it). Stab my eyes out, please.
- Julie – Katie's roomie. loves dogs hates cats, abandonment issues and doesn't talk to dad. I need another drink.
- Gina – Veterinarian, music lover, friends with Angela. cute. Rick's type. Greek. foodie. (Rick's type? Yeah, I didn't hit on this girl because the dude called dibs. Classic wingman strategy, kids!)
- Angela – Smart, cute and a biz contact all we talked about was biz. WordPress work possibility
- Jessie – Pretty and from NY. probably high. athletic, mellow, high. She smells like a bong and cabbage.
- Allison – Least favorite. real estate investor, boring. blah. worst date. Wanted to hang self. Nickelback!!?
- Amanda – Speech therapist. boring. nice gal and pretty nice legs
- misty – Good personality. fun. witty. not my type, but her tits were.
Yes, ladies, even if you have a good personality, are witty and have no tits you're not our type. I'm kidding of course. I should note that these were all taken between and during each little “date.” =)