Ejaculation Location

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I’m talking about aim (or lack of it!), and about male, as opposed to female ejaculation...just to be clear. I used to have a joke in my stand up routine that men would often say “Oh my God, I’m so sorry! Did I get you in the eye? I was genuinely aiming for your breasts!" Yes, seriously, those words have been uttered, both onstage and privately! And my … [Read more...]

Yes, Yes! You Should Be “That Girl”

Relationship Advice: When to Be That Girl

One of the bizarre things about being in a relationship: Friends come to you for relationship advice, even when you may not be entirely qualified to give it. I ended up in a relationship when I did pretty much everything “wrong,” or so I thought at the time. My entire dating experience improved exponentially when I stopped giving a single fuck about being … [Read more...]

Fools Rush In

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I see the summer romances in full bloom. Friends who were just asking me to introduce them to my friends are referencing to my lady or girl just weeks later. What the, you were just, what? Oh I get it, you we're so lonely that you rushed right into a long-term relationship. Well good luck with that. When choosing a potential life partner, I strongly … [Read more...]

11 Types Of Bad Blow Jobs

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Every guy has a painful memory of a bad blow job, so I’ve highlighted the 11 most common to help re-live the experience. 1. The Grinder This girl just scrapes and grinds her way to a man’s ultimate dissatisfaction. Using a guy’s member as a chew toy, it’s 75% teeth and 25% of the desired suction. It’s no surprise that eventually she’s chomping down on … [Read more...]

Sex: Just Wrap It Up

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Last night, as I was sitting at work, a few of my coworkers were sitting next to my desk, having this loud discussion about sex. One of them decided to share with the group that he was so pissed that this chick made him use a condom. He thought he was so clever when she asked him how the sex was for him and he answered, "well, fine, except for I'm fucking … [Read more...]