Tell Me Lies: Why Date Two is Harder to Score Than Date One.

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You lust over each other's Instagram accounts, exchange a couple of perfectly scripted emoji texts and he asks if you know of any great happy hours in the area. Assuming the final hurdle was just making sure your pictures match up with your true, unfiltered selves, you agree to meet for half priced drinks and some garlic aioli fries. His hand is on your … [Read more...]

Date Deferred

Date Deferred

Recently, I was at a bar and I realized, People are looking TO GET WITH ME. Most of my life I’ve felt downtrodden (by no particular source), but the general feeling of not-skinny/built/groomed enough next to the sleek and braided ponies of BFA programs. All of a sudden, I was holding court to a host of 4 dudes (and one female who was either a child or not a … [Read more...]

4 Steps to Make Women Obsess Over You Like a Movie Star

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It may still be traditional for the man to make the first move and court his fair princess. It might be ballsy, brave and attractive to be able to approach a hot chick and chat her up. Nevertheless, getting a girl to chase you remains an essential step in any courtship.   Women love the thrill of the chase just as much as men. This is especially true with … [Read more...]

Who Needs a Knight in Shining Armor?

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Knights in shining armor are great, right? What happens when you don’t need to be saved anymore? What happens when you're no longer a damsel in distress and there is nothing left to fix? What happens to the happily ever after? This is a story about a damsel, myself, who met someone at her most vulnerable place in life. My knight was a tall, not age … [Read more...]