10 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile is Failing You

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You're pumped. Your profile is complete! You pluck your top five selfies from your phone (even though they’re all in the same bathroom mirror, but whatever, at least that ab pic is in there.) Check. You let the ladies know, in your two-sentence profile, you already have “plenty of options” and you’re just doing this “online thing” for fun (since you were … [Read more...]

5 Subtle Signs Your Date is Into You

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Women are often stuck between a rock and a hard place when it comes to dating.  If they aren’t interested in a guy that they meet online, and don’t act interested, the guy accuses the woman of being a *insert your favorite expletive here*.  On the other hand, if a woman acts extremely nice, even when she isn’t interested in a second date, a man will often … [Read more...]

The Bad Profile Pictures on Tinder

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If you’ve been separated from modern society the past few months, Tinder is a new app from the creators of Grindr, a famous hookup app for members of the LGBTQ community.  You can swipe through mini-profiles of people in your area.  Swipe right and a green “LIKE” stamps the displayed profile.  Swipe left and a red “NOPE” stamps the displayed profile. You can … [Read more...]

Choking a First Date in Front of Yogurtland…

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I don't know what's gotten into me this past month...Clearly I should stop dating. Clearly. But I won't. So what the hell? I don't know; I'm in a weird place. During the last couple of dates I've been on I've not been as reserved or as polite as I generally tend to be. How so? Instead of telling you directly, I'll just tell you about this date. Okay? … [Read more...]