- 1. You cannot find love on the internet. Why not? Because love is not a pizza or a new pair of socks.
- Can you find a love by searching on the internet and then doing the same legwork that Gramma did?
Yes. Why? Because we are human beings and the majority of human beings want love.
The woman asks:
But what about all those men out there who just want sex?
Well, let me ask you a question, dearie.
What did you think that package between his legs was for? You see it’s there for more than growing that stupid looking goatee around his mouth. (Aside. Do you think most guys realize that the word ‘goatee’ comes from the word goat. I mean style is important but do we really want to look like a farm animal? I mean, what if it became the style to look like a hog? Just asking.)
All that equipment down in the hold is there to facilitate the sharing of his DNA with a member of the opposite sex for the purpose of producing a little beauty. So, let’s start by not blaming men for something they were born to perform.
It’s a given then; men want sex, they always have, they always will.
You should know that cyber dating is no short cut to finding your soul mate. Finding that special person is just as difficult today as it ever was. It is helpful to remember, however, that you have a tremendous advantage on your side even before you turn on your computer. You see, you are the offspring of an uncountable number of successful pair-bonds in your ancestry. In all likelihood, you have inherited the specialized DNA that gives you the perspicacity and even the personality to select a mate to fulfill your pair-bonding instinct.
But, but, but! Finding your partner is no easier for you than for your great, great, great grandmother.
There is no short cut to the meet-reject tango that is de rigueur for the searcher that is looking for a mate to fill out the pair-bonding dance card. You’ve got to slog your way through a lot of ‘dances’ to find your life partner.
I’m not talking about a bed mate here. Bed mates are easier to find than beer drinkers at a wet ‘T-shirt’ contest. And recreational mating is now accepted in our society, stigma free…but is it really stigma free? No, at least not by men.
Just wait a damn minute here. Men are the ones that push so hard for ‘commitment free’ liaisons.
Yes they are.
Isn’t that just the old double standard that Gramma had to deal with.
Yes it is.
So, let me get this straight. Men want sex, sex, sex, sex and then more sex and then they want to turn around and pair-bond with some pure virgin.
Now you got it, Babe.
Well, damn them to hell and back. That just isn’t fair!!!!!
No, it isn’t is it?
I hate men!
No, you don’t. And even if you really wanted to, you couldn’t.
You’re just a typical male chauvinist.
Of course. You’re right. But I’m the one in the happy pair-bond relationship.
Sure, go ahead, rub it in…… so, you want me to meet all these guys and never sleep with them. Is that it?
Only if you want a pair-bond relationship.
How will I know if I’ve finally found Mr. Pair-Bond?
Oh, you’ll know sweety. You’ll know. Keep your legs crossed until your heart speaks to you. And when it does finally speak, you will know exactly what to do. Good luck and bon voyage.
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Dr. Cliffe is a molecular biologist and successful international entrepreneur. He has four children and has travelled extensively in North America and the far east. He is the founder of thepostandbugle.com which was formed to combat the most virulent devaluation, in American history, of boys and men.
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