A Friday Night Date Gone Badly…

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I sat there, in anticipation of my Friday Night Date, at the bar admiring a glass of La "La Cuveé des Piche" (it sounded pretty rad, so I ordered the fucking thing) and couldn't look away from how the light played with the wine, as it peeked through the deep red colors. I swirled it around, inspecting it as if I had the first fucking clue as to what I was … [Read more...]

A Message on OkCupid

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If you know me, you know that I'm a turd and generally an asshole. So when I tell my friends about the insane messages I sometimes send people they're not surprised and I'm sure you won't be either. I'm sharing a message I sent about a month ago to a user on OkCupid. There was a glaring strike, however: The fact she lived in Canada. Yep. Geographically … [Read more...]

Online Dating Tips for Women

Online Dating Tips for Women

Most of the people who come to this site are women. Which is great. I love the fuck out of women. With the holidays upon us, I've thought a lot about why women get frustrated with dating online. The fact of that matter is that my male brethren kind of suck. That is, we're all a bunch of dorks; turds and general fuck heads who have little idea about what … [Read more...]

Shit to Buy Your Man. A Christmas Buyer’s Guide

men's gift buying guide 2013

Ladies an Gentlemen. There's a dude in your life. That's what this article assumes; I'm also making an assumption that you have no ideas of your own and you're desperate, like the strobe light hunnies at the bar turning me down at 2am... The good news for you is, unlike me, there's hope for you. *Note - There are not asshole bro-links here, folks. … [Read more...]

Does OkCupid’s Profile Boost Feature Actually Work?

So, who needs a boost?

It's no surprise, but OkCupid is my preferred site of choice, just nudging out How About We. Both services are great. OkCupid is free, though and remains a quality service. Over the last several months they rolled out a new "profile booster" feature. Seems simple enough. You pay them a couple bucks, you can get to the "head of the line" when folks are … [Read more...]