A Game of Horomones, OkCupid Experiments…

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I've said it before, the OkTrends blog is a fucking goldmine of information... When they post shit. Their last post was more than a couple of years ago. Naturally the lack of updates is kinda shitty. But who cares, right? It's OkCupid! On July 28th OkCupid posted a new article regarding an experiment that they'd been running over there. The article is an … [Read more...]

The Art of Sext

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Being a pervert is something that many folks I know chalk up to being delightfully tacky, like Hooters. It's either that, or we think a pervert is someone who watches way too much porn and probably whacks off way too much. At least this is what has been relayed to me in not so many words in recent weeks. There's good and bad with all things and being a … [Read more...]

Choking a First Date in Front of Yogurtland…

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I don't know what's gotten into me this past month...Clearly I should stop dating. Clearly. But I won't. So what the hell? I don't know; I'm in a weird place. During the last couple of dates I've been on I've not been as reserved or as polite as I generally tend to be. How so? Instead of telling you directly, I'll just tell you about this date. Okay? … [Read more...]

A Friday Night Date Gone Badly…

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I sat there, in anticipation of my Friday Night Date, at the bar admiring a glass of La "La Cuveé des Piche" (it sounded pretty rad, so I ordered the fucking thing) and couldn't look away from how the light played with the wine, as it peeked through the deep red colors. I swirled it around, inspecting it as if I had the first fucking clue as to what I was … [Read more...]

A Message on OkCupid

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If you know me, you know that I'm a turd and generally an asshole. So when I tell my friends about the insane messages I sometimes send people they're not surprised and I'm sure you won't be either. I'm sharing a message I sent about a month ago to a user on OkCupid. There was a glaring strike, however: The fact she lived in Canada. Yep. Geographically … [Read more...]