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Savannah only mildly embarrassed that she's had an OKCupid account long enough to remember the "wink" function. She plans on giving up online dating and adopting several very large puppies in hopes that someone will fall in love with her after seeing her on an episode of "Animal Hoarders".

Why You Should Never Date Guys Named Ben

Names have been changed to protect the idiots innocent. The first Ben I ever met was in middle school. He had slick hair, bad skin, and ate ravioli in the most disgusting way my 12-year-old brain could comprehend. I should...

/ January 9, 2015