All posts by Robert Kitchen

Robert Kitchen was raised in Hawaii, with his two brothers and three sisters. He, left Hawaii and moved to California, to pursue his dream of a career in comedy. During that time, Robert got married, had two kids, and discovered his fondness for writing and creating comedy sketches, most of which depicted his distinctly odd take on being a stay-at-home dad, and his love for witty banter. Robert Kitchen can still be seen performing, on iO West's house improv team - DCT, almost every Friday night.

You’re Dating a 12 Year Old!

This might sound extremely creepy, but before you turn yourself in to the appropriate authorities, let me explain. Men are childish, stupid, and immature, because inside every well dressed, well spoken, and even the not so well dressed and plain...

/ May 31, 2013
Robert Kitchen

I Know Why You Are Not Happy

When did, “Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you” transform into “I’ll take care of me, and you take care of you”? Somewhere along the way someone asked us, “What can you do for me?” At...

/ August 1, 2012