All posts by Betty Mars

Betty Mars is a human raised by wolves raised by humans who were raised by wolves. Born on the streets and thrown in prison for a crime she didn't commit, she now freelances and rage roasts people all over the internet. If you have someone who needs to get bitch slapped and you can afford her maybe you can hire...the Betty Mars. (bio written by Alex V.)

A Woman is More Than a Mechanism

When I was a child, I was so lonely I would call the radio station to talk to the DJ. Sharon, or Dave, or whoever graced the airwaves, were always referencing their funny conversations and giving shoutouts to listeners who...

/ August 12, 2016
female competition, my boyfriend likes someone else, the other woman, woman on woman competition, relationships, dating,

The Girl Fight

not too long ago, i was embroiled in an emotional entanglement with a no good person who made it past my filters during a vulnerable time. i won’t pretend it was all his fault: i let him in. once he...

/ July 26, 2015
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50 Shades of Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

If you follow the Urban Dater on Twitter, you already know that I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey this last weekend (after downing three drinks in quick succession at the nearby Applebee's, naturally). The dear, dashing Bastard Keith did the...

/ February 19, 2015
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the Urban Dater Seeks Contributors!

Hi Urban Daters! As you know, we're about a month and a half into the new year, and we've been long teasing what's to come for the Urban Dater. We've been working on big things (including an e-book that we're...

/ February 12, 2015
use your words, the urban dater, betty mars, dating advice, should i date my friend, turn friends into relationship, how to get my ex back, how to get a girl to respond, ugly people

Your Search Terms Answered

ugly people …are all beautiful to someone. Yes, really. words to say to get your ex back Instead, why don’t you listen to some solid breakup tunes, call a friend, get a good cry in, go for a run, and...

/ January 21, 2015
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Your Bullshit Shall Not Pass (and a Happy New Year!)

Happy New Year from the Urban Dater! Another year has gone by–oh boy! I can hardly believe it’s 2015. Holy shit, dudes. I hate to be the bearer of bad (and obvious) news, but we’re all getting older (my little...

/ January 13, 2015
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Breakup City: Population Us

At this point, the Urban Dater has been around long enough to see many a relationship come and go. Our many contributors have covered the ins and outs of breaking up from nearly every angle. And now, it’s time for...

/ December 5, 2014

Exposure in the Land of Romance

Yet, every time I do this, I feel empty. Even with someone who, like I said, is perfectly fine. I could really like them. I could see how someone would love them and maybe sometimes I think I could see...

/ May 27, 2014