Any girl will tell you that using a pickup line is lame. She'll then tell you that you're lame, maybe not aloud, but she'll do it with her look of disdain for your lame-duck ways. However, if you insist on doing this to yourself, why not try a few of the ones below.
- You have amazing posture! Are you seeing a chiropractor? Would you like to? That's a pickup from 2 and a half men, which is a show I'm surprised is still on… Even to this very day.
- Are you an electrician? Because when you came into the room, you sent a spark right through me. Yes, crackers to come with that cheese.
- Touch my shirt. Now doesn't that feel like t-shirt material to you? Now, I might feel tempted to use this one. I actually really like it. It's just enough cheese and pomp that I think I can pull it off. I'll have to keep note to let you know if I take this journey of jack assedness.
- I'm a gentleman, I'll always get you a cab the morning after. If I were to perform a study on guys getting punched out from bad pickup lines I'd start with this one.
- Are you from Tennessee? You're the only Ten I See… Erk! Vomit! Try at your own risk.