Sex Archives - the Urban Dater

A Lesson in First Date Etiquette

I’ve never screwed it up on a first date. Really, never. My hair always falls perfectly, I’m up-to-date on current events, and I never have too much to drink. The last one is a lie. Regardless, … [Read more...]

4 Easy Ways to Heat Up your Sex Life

At the age of 40 Jackie was 5 stones over-weight, at the time she was managing her own company, and raising two kids. Truly the only thing missing in life was sex. "I felt like my figure had become … [Read more...]

The Adult Toy Box: Essential Items that Keep Relationships Hot

What you find inside a toy box is normally associated with fun and games and if you keep an adult toy box in the bedroom then you should have some items in it that are almost guaranteed to keep the … [Read more...]

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Talking Dirty: A Brief Exploration

“They love it when I talk dirty to them”. I'm sure you've all heard someone say it. They lean in over the table at some sort of establishment that sells alcohol, they look left and right, then … [Read more...]

Are you One of These 6 Types of STD Testers?

After Your Streak of Countless Nights Screwing Around (pun intended), What Type of STD Test Taker Are You...Really? a). The Goodie Two-Shoes: Your fear of doing anything “wrong” or … [Read more...]

How to Spice Up Your Sex Life

How to spice up your sex life, you ask? Sex is much more then two people "hooking up" it's about intimacy and romance. Sometimes in our busy world of impersonal encounters, meetings, bills and the … [Read more...]

Ask the Urban Dater: Can You Acquire a Fetish?

Today's question is... Odd. That is, I don't understand it. Therefore, because I am a glutton for weird stuff and punishment, let's just get right to it. Our odd and creepy question comes from … [Read more...]

How Your Bookshelf Stops You Getting Laid

It’s a tense moment, the first time you bring someone you’re dating back to your apartment. Even for the most unremarkable, straight-laced person, your living space speaks about you in a thousand … [Read more...]

Ask the Urban Dater: the Curious Case of Mono-Pause

I was masturbating/going-for-a-walk the other day when I saw the text message to the left. If you're one of them assholes that disables images in your browser like that Linux Hacker fuck-head, then … [Read more...]

How NOT To Get Her To Want To Sleep With You

A few months ago I went to Mexico on vacation with a close girlfriend. Opting for more off-the-beaten-path than touristville, Cancún, we ended up in a tiny town known primarily for being en route to … [Read more...]

Save the Drama for Your Mama

Today's piece is a a bit PSA (public service announcement — Wade) and a bit common sense, which as we all know, is too uncommon in these most harsh times. When I was a younger lad, dating, … [Read more...]

This is for All Those Cheaters Out There

Hello dear readers, hecklers and others! It's a New Year and I'm introducing a new contributor to the site. Mr. Dr. Heath Cliffe, who runs a snazzy site called The Post and Bugle. Read THE POST AND … [Read more...]