You’re Dating a 12 Year Old!

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This might sound extremely creepy, but before you turn yourself in to the appropriate authorities, let me explain. Men are childish, stupid, and immature, because inside every well dressed, well spoken, and even the not so well dressed and plain old dumb man, is a twelve year old boy. I should know, because for the better part of my life I have been … [Read more...]

I Know Why You Are Not Happy

Robert Kitchen

When did, “Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you” transform into “I’ll take care of me, and you take care of you”? Somewhere along the way someone asked us, “What can you do for me?” At which we retorted “Screw that! I’m an American! What can I do for you? Nothing! I’ll make my own happiness! From now on, it’s all about ME! ME! ME! … [Read more...]