Will Your Lover Bail on You?

See honey? This couldn't have happened if I didn't bail?

Not even a scratch on ya! Seri­ously, how cool is my cap, babe?

I’m Watch­ing ESPN, drink­ing a six pack of O’Douls while lis­ten­ing to a Carpenter’s and James Tay­lor Mashup Remix by the Dust Broth­ers, I was in an odd state of mind. Sure, “odd” is sort of my default set­ting, just ask those who have met me in per­son. On the “Tube” I see this lovely gal get struck by a base­ball, while her guy leaps to safety. Yes, I’m talk­ing about Bo, the Bailer. More impor­tantly, I’m talk­ing about what his act really means. Read More »

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Damn, We Should Have a Theme Week, Like Shark Week! With Less Blood!

There I was sit­ting on my pleather couch eat­ing a fist full of self respect and wash­ing it down with a stiff glass of shut the hell up juice! My eyes were fixed on the TV. You see, it was Shark Week. I never got the pop­u­lar­ity of it all, and Craig Fer­gu­son wasn’t doing much to stir up this excite­ment. Actu­ally, it was kind of clear why he’s the num­ber four or five man on Amer­i­can Late Night Tele­vi­sion, but I digress. Mr. Fer­gie was nar­rat­ing a seg­ment when he segues to another per­son who had an “unpleas­ant meet­ing” with some sharks.

I drew closer to the screen and was hor­ri­fied by what I was to wit­ness. The guy had his calve mus­cle cleanly ripped from his leg!!! WTF? He said, “I knew as soon as the shark bit me my life would never be the same…” Took you that long to fig­ure that out, eh? Tool! As this sod is being car­ried away, you see bone, loosely draped skin and blood. Oh the blood! Earn­ing one’s “Red Wings” seemed like such a triv­ial mat­ter in comparison.

So with all the blood drip­ping, I thought it would be a good idea for the Urban Dater to have a “Shark Week” of its own. No, I don’t want to see pics of sharks eat­ing peo­ple, or peo­ple pee­ing on sharks or other weird shit that our read­ers are surely in to…

That said, please take a moment and vote on what theme you’d like to see rep­re­sented for a week! C’mon, do it!

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Is Technology a Crutch When it Comes to Dating and Relationships?

If only pleasing a woman were so easy...

If only pleas­ing a woman were so easy…

I love tech­nol­ogy every bit as much as you, you see, but I still have more love for tech­nol­ogy. This state­ment is cold hard fact. As true as north as I can get; I love me the t3ch! The tools we use to make our lives eas­ier have changed us dras­ti­cally and in so many ways. As a busi­ness owner it’s allowed me to com­mu­ni­cate with clients, face to face, 2000 miles away. That’s almost as impres­sive as the Sequoia I carry around in my pants that I call a penis! How­ever, tech­nol­ogy and dat­ing is where I’m tak­ing this lit­tle con­ver­sa­tion today. Read More »

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The Urban Dater Featured on How Very Lucky!

This Lucky Girl Has THE Best Hair! EVAR!!!

Bet­ter than sliced bread, hot­ter than you can handle

At the Urban Dater, we’ve had the great for­tune of meet­ing a num­ber of our fel­low blog­ger con­tem­po­raries and read­ers in real life (IRL)… Actu­ally, should I be explain­ing the full text sum­mary of a phrase with an acronym? Oh tech­nol­ogy, you amaz­ing f#cker. Any­way, we’re hon­ored to be fea­tured over on Lucky Girl’s blog, How Very Lucky, in her Cut and Paste Fea­ture ‘Abra­cadabra.’ She fea­tures a cou­ple posts from both Tay­lor­Cast and Alex “Yan­nibmbr.”

Hav­ing read Lucky Girl’s blog for a while now, I can tell you this lady is as sweet as pie and never pulls on the punches. Not only that we’ve actu­ally had a chance to meet said Lucky Girl. Not only did we find her to be amaz­ing and pos­sessed of a rapists wit and a won­der­ful laugh, we also found she shares a pas­sion for com­mu­nity like we do. She’s always help­ing and pro­mot­ing oth­ers. We’re down with this Lucky girl and so should you! I’m not going to lie, this woman has the most amaz­ing hair ever! Don’t tell her this, but I could run my fin­gers through it for a long time… like a creepy long time, the amount of time that would require a restrain­ing order. So go check her out and tell her the Urban Dater sent you. Just don’t pull that whole run­ning the fin­gers through her hair bit. She’ll work you!

Lucky Girl on Twit­ter
Lucky Girl’s Blog
Lucky on Face­book

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We Gave a Face Lift to Our Site… Again!

It’s not like this hap­pens all the time, but we’ve gone through three re-​​designs on the Urban Dater since we opened it up in 2008.

I’m not gonna lie, this post will bore the pants off of you, if you aren’t sweet on techie talk. Nev­er­the­less, I’ll press on and share where we’re at and where we came from.

2008 -The Not So Dis­tant Past of the Urban Dater, in it’s Infancy!

What an unfortunate layout this was

I lit­er­ally asked to punched in the throat for com­ing up with this layout

I vomit in my mouth just a lit­tle bit when look­ing at this lay­out and really it was my own damn fault since I designed the damn thing to begin with. This was the first iter­a­tion of the Urban Dater, which was pow­ered by Joomla 1.5 + MyBlog 3.x. I was not crazy about this site, even though I do rather like Joomla. The blog com­po­nent was, sim­ply put, lim­ited. It allowed for mul­ti­ple users but it didn’t have enough “Oomph” to get things mov­ing in the right direc­tion. Dur­ing this time we also played with hav­ing an actual online com­mu­nity to dis­cuss dat­ing and rela­tion­ships in groups and forums and the like. That, too, never took off. How­ever, the blog did gar­ner inter­est, not much, but there was some inter­est… That gave me a lot to think about, at that time. Also, I was eye­ing Word­Press and Dru­pal as plat­forms to run the Urban Dater. Which to choose?


2009 — This is the lay­out that we are most known for, not hor­ri­bly shabby!

Our Layout for 2009 and much of 2010

Sniff Sniff, I’m gonna miss you, boy

I decided that I would move the urban dater over to Word­Press, after much research and test­ing. The lay­out changed as well to what many of you remem­ber, pics of cou­ples at the top of the page and rotated each time you vis­ited a page within the site. It was a nice three col­umn lay­out and it was func­tional. I designed and put it together and I was pretty happy with my hand­i­work! In a month’s time we saw our traf­fic jump by well over 200%, no joke. There was a “but,” how­ever; the “but” here was that the site suf­fered from longer than aver­age load times for page requests. It became too unwieldy and caused issues…

August 2010Ta Dah, Mother F@ckers!
Wel­come to the yes­ter­day of the future… Or some­thing like that. My dear friend and the female half of the Urban Dater, Tay­lor­Cast, pretty much slapped me around and demanded we get some­one else to do the design on the site. We reached out to our friends at DigiSavvy to see if they could help us out with a sim­pli­fied theme that was also highly func­tional and easy to read. DigiSavvy actu­ally took care of us pretty well, I’d say. The theme is clean and sim­ple, unlike me, of course. We think the new theme is a great fit and will prob­a­bly stick with it for a good long while.

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