Size Queen: Am I Worthy of Love?

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Sometimes we sit and stare at our phone screens, obsessively waiting for replies from people who seemed into us, but aren’t texting back. You may be wondering, "Am I worthy of love Wait. I talked about this already, didn’t I? There are two sides to every story. I have mentioned how those we deem “assholes” can reach what I call “dating’s lowest … [Read more...]

Your Search Terms Answered

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ugly people ...are all beautiful to someone. Yes, really. words to say to get your ex back Instead, why don’t you listen to some solid breakup tunes, call a friend, get a good cry in, go for a run, and call it a day? If your ex doesn’t want to be with you, there are no words that will change that. What’s more: You don’t want to be in a … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Reaching Dating’s Lowest Bar

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  Recently, a new gurlfriend (the “u” in place of “i” is pertinent when referring to platonic women friends when you’re gay) and I were sitting on the couch of some bar discussing everyone’s favorite engaging topic: assholes…err, I mean, men. To be exact, men who lead you on via text offering dating’s riches, then when it’s time for the follow … [Read more...]

3 Reasons Not To Meet Women In Bars

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When I ask where people met their current lover, rarely do they answer “in bars”. Yet many people go out at night looking to meet women in bars. Loud music, social lubricant, and a plethora of attractive people to choose from sounds like a great place to meet a special someone. However, too many factors are working against you for it to be the most effective … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Your New Dating Advice Columnist!

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How do I introduce myself to you? This is like some mutated version of online dating, except I’m not going to coffee with any of you…yet. If this were a social gathering and you were a woman, I’d appear out of a whirlwind, extend my arms for a hug, and compliment your cute outfit, accessories, and/or boyfriend (though sometimes the former and the latter … [Read more...]