Size Queen: Reaching Dating’s Lowest Bar

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  Recently, a new gurlfriend (the “u” in place of “i” is pertinent when referring to platonic women friends when you’re gay) and I were sitting on the couch of some bar discussing everyone’s favorite engaging topic: assholes…err, I mean, men. To be exact, men who lead you on via text offering dating’s riches, then when it’s time for the follow … [Read more...]

3 Reasons Not To Meet Women In Bars

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When I ask where people met their current lover, rarely do they answer “in bars”. Yet many people go out at night looking to meet women in bars. Loud music, social lubricant, and a plethora of attractive people to choose from sounds like a great place to meet a special someone. However, too many factors are working against you for it to be the most effective … [Read more...]

Your Bullshit Shall Not Pass (and a Happy New Year!)

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Happy New Year from the Urban Dater! Another year has gone by--oh boy! I can hardly believe it’s 2015. Holy shit, dudes. I hate to be the bearer of bad (and obvious) news, but we’re all getting older (my little old lady ankles are my unfortunate evidence--I have to feel them EVERY MORNING). Hopefully we’re all getting a little wiser, a little more … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Your New Dating Advice Columnist!

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How do I introduce myself to you? This is like some mutated version of online dating, except I’m not going to coffee with any of you…yet. If this were a social gathering and you were a woman, I’d appear out of a whirlwind, extend my arms for a hug, and compliment your cute outfit, accessories, and/or boyfriend (though sometimes the former and the latter … [Read more...]

8 Signs You’re Dating A Woman, Not A Girl

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Lets face it...most of the women you'll meet in a lifetime are going to be incompetent. The majority will be immature little girls with a small percentage of women. Does age matter? Sometimes yes and no. Why? Because the female's environment determines her level of maturity. A female can only thrive in a healthy and loving environment. And her … [Read more...]