Size Queen: Reaching Dating’s Lowest Bar

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  Recently, a new gurlfriend (the “u” in place of “i” is pertinent when referring to platonic women friends when you’re gay) and I were sitting on the couch of some bar discussing everyone’s favorite engaging topic: assholes…err, I mean, men. To be exact, men who lead you on via text offering dating’s riches, then when it’s time for the follow … [Read more...]

Size Queen: Your New Dating Advice Columnist!

I like 'em seven inches or more, gents.

How do I introduce myself to you? This is like some mutated version of online dating, except I’m not going to coffee with any of you…yet. If this were a social gathering and you were a woman, I’d appear out of a whirlwind, extend my arms for a hug, and compliment your cute outfit, accessories, and/or boyfriend (though sometimes the former and the latter … [Read more...]

The 5 Biggest Mistakes Singles in Their Twenties Make

Mistakes twenty somethings make

The twenties are a great time in just about anybody's life. The twenties are a decade where the world is full of hope, opportunity, and best of all, great potential for finding love. Unfortunately, love is also the department where men and women of this age range often make the most mistakes that can easily be avoided. In this article, I will be discussing … [Read more...]

8 Signs You’re Dating A Woman, Not A Girl

8 signs of a woman,not a girl

Lets face it...most of the women you'll meet in a lifetime are going to be incompetent. The majority will be immature little girls with a small percentage of women. Does age matter? Sometimes yes and no. Why? Because the female's environment determines her level of maturity. A female can only thrive in a healthy and loving environment. And her … [Read more...]

How to Separate the Men from the Boys

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Why is it that all good intentions you have before embarking on the dating scene again seem to go to pot when you finally meet a guy? After a bad break-up, we all make ourselves promises of ‘never again’ and ‘the next guy will have this or that’. But when your friends are getting hitched, or announcing their pregnancies on social media, it can be … [Read more...]