A Lonely Undead Flesh Eater Seeks the Same for Possible Romance

By yannibmbr | Published: November 23, 2009

Some­times I really do won­der why I never think of things like this, the Zom­bie dat­ing pro­file.  The best ran­dom thing I can come up with some­times is Tes­ti­cle Kick­ing con­tests or midget toss­ing… sigh

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yannibmbr A bof­fin of dat­ing and rela­tion­ships. Alex started the Urban Dater in late 2008 and has been a steady con­trib­u­tor ever since. In his spare time when he’s not dis­pens­ing dat­ing and mat­ing advice, he’s with friends, enjoy­ing a Hen­dricks and Tonic and mak­ing inap­pro­pri­ate innu­en­dos to strangers and fam­ily mem­bers over Christ­mas din­ner. Oh! His mom thinks he’s the “bees knees!”

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One Comment

  1. maruskamorena
    Posted November 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    I thought zom­bies only wanted brains? Am I misinformed?

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