Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink

The last six months have been a whirlwind of dating. Considering  the month of June left me a tad heartbroken, I was happy to keep it light. Half a year can work wonders and I now feel like a … [Read more...]

Ask the Urban Dater: The Neighbor John Syndrome

It's time, once again for an edition of "Ask the Urban Dater." Today, fortunately, we don't have to deal with a question about why a guy is fascinated with girl and girl midget fireman hentai porn. … [Read more...]

Dating is Like a Bento Box

Bento: a single-portion takeout or home-packed meal common in Japanese cuisine. A traditional bento consists of rice, fish or meat, and one or more pickled or cooked vegetables, usually in a … [Read more...]

A Holiday Roundup of Gift Ideas and Things That Make You Go "Hmm"

Happy Christmas Eve, y'all! At the Urban Dater we wish you and yours a very, Merry Christmas and any other coinciding holiday that isn't, you know, Christmas. However you celebrate and whatever you … [Read more...]

Hey Mom, This is My Girlfriend.

Yep, it’s mother effin’ Christmas. I’m making my lists and I’m checking them not once, but a whopping thrice! I’ve been a bad boy, a very bad boy who has his comeuppance coming to him next … [Read more...]